I'll Tell you My TERRIBLE Joke!
I have three jokes.
One of them I thought of myself. One of them somebody told me. One of them I read online.
The one I thought of myself is terrible, but totally appropriate for all audiences.
The one I read online is a story with a play on words. It's kind of appropriate in most situations, but could be viewed negatively in the most staunchy of situations.
The one that somebody told me is among the most rudimentary forms of comedy and is, quite honestly, among the most wildly inapproprate and offensive things I've ever said (spare the C word).
I'll tell you whichever you want to hear (or all three). It's totally your choice!
Please note: the joke in the image is NOT one of the jokes I'll tell you; but... it's kind of a depiction of the level of dorkiness which consumes me.
Training & Qualifications
I don't know what makes me qualified to tell these jokes, other than that I know them. I'm not sure this is the kind of thing for which one needs to be qualified. But if it is, I'm probably not.
Availability & Preferences
Mostly evenings & weekends