MASH Divination
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I will predict your future through the ancient art of MASH. After consulting with the oracles and finding a page of scrap paper, I will be able to tell you, with a stunning lack of accuracy, critical aspects of your future, including, but possibly not limited to:
--Your future abode and geographical location
--Details regarding your wedding and marriage, including the location of your honeymoon and name of your spouse
--Key facts about your future children
--Your career and occupational details, such as your college, major, and employment
--Key material possessions, such as the car you drive
Disclaimer: Desirable outcomes not guaranteed. One should not make life decisions based on a MASH reading. If you do, it will almost certainly go badly for you, and I will definitely laugh at your expense.
Training & Qualifications
I was a child of the 90s. There's an attic box some where filled with notebooks that are nothing but pages and pages of this silly game.
Availability & Preferences
Anytime