Sarcastic Thank-You Card (US ONLY)
25
*UNITED STATES ONLY*
I will send you a sarcastic thank-you card in the mail, and all you have to provide me with is an address to send it to.
Example:
"Dear John,
Thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. It meant so much to me. Oh, wait a second, you didn't come to my birthday party. You were too busy spending the night with your whore of an ex. Have a nice life, pig.
Much love,
Giana Jinx"
Training & Qualifications
I am filled with an incredible amount of silliness.
Availability & Preferences
Whenever