Hey, I'm Jake!
Cincinnati OH | Member since March 2017
About Jake B
In 1972, as part of a crack commando unit I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. These men and I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Cincinnati underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune.
Yes, that was plagiarizing the frak out of the A-Team monologue. Bonus points if you recognized it. These are the real reasons why you will hire me.
1) I have 12 years experience owning and running a local small business.
2) I started with myself and one employee and grew it to a company with revenues of $2M+ before I sold it in 2016.
3) I have a degree in business and marketing
4) I am a published author
5) I am a great guy
Please continue to support local businesses. Doing so helps keep Cincinnati prosperous.
Every $1.00 you spend with locally-owned businesses returns an average of $0.45 to our community.
This compares to $0.14 for every $1.00 spent with national companies.
I will throw in another bonus. If you are interested in one of my services and you mention this line from my profile, I will throw in an absolutely cringe worthy dad joke.
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John received package of Write your Personal/Dating Profile from Jake
Joe provided Help with 6 similar graphics needed for Jake
Inactive User received unit of A Man's Honest Opinion from Jake
Troy sold Vintage 36 inch Capt America laces to Jake
August received session of Help create Bitcoin/altcoin wallet from Jake
Inactive User received package of Write your Personal/Dating Profile from Jake
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Services Jake B is looking for:
- Maintenance
- Handyman services
- Bike Maintenance
- Electrical
- Petsitting
- Learning
- Art Lessons
- Cleaning
- Home
- Gardening
- Transport & Rideshares
- Experiences
- Travel
- Adventure
- Personal Training
- Pilates
- Dance
- Yoga
- Fitness