So... you've lied and said you have a girlfriend—but you also said it's a long distance relationship?

It's kinda hard to fake those things, isn't it? At least on your own, without outing yourself. I can help! Whether it's to get your parents off your back, hide the fact that you have a boyfriend, get you friends to stop trying to set you up or OTHERWISE, I'm your girl.

Texts, calls, Facetime/video calls, just about anything you need to convince someone. I'm obviously going to need a bit of info about you though if you want me to talk to someone. Y'know, it'd be shitty if I accidentally let the cat out of the bag, right?

If you're local, I'll totally even meet up in real life!

I can also be a fake boyfriend, though naturally with more limited resources. Text and pictures pulled from one place or another that are changed enough a tech savvy friend can't do a reverse google image search and find it.

I'm your girl!

[I'm calling 2 weeks a unit for the sake of charges]

Oh! And, if your girlfriend is British for whatever reason, I can actually do a natural-sounding accent for calls, just a note. ♥